Posted on 20/05/08
Idol fans are the Devil's tools
At long last, the Clash of the Titans. Tonight, the Davids - Archuleta and Cook - square off on the American Idol finale, with Las Vegas odds slightly favouring the former.What will I do with my nights, now? How can I live without my weekly sensation of glorious revulsion: without Randy Jackson's "Mad hot!" dawgs, without Paula Abdul's slurry sentimentality, without Simon Cowell's priggish distaste?
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