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Artist Graham Roumieu and writer Josh Knelman tend to see the humour in every situation, including the Liberal leadership convention. Here are their i

Graham Roumieu

The new western Liberal strategy

Debby Carlson, co-chair of the Ignatieff campaign, Alberta:

"In Alberta some people spit on you if you're Liberal. But there are thousands of Liberals in Alberta, we're just too spread out to elect anybody."

Question: "What if every Liberal in Alberta moved to the same area of the province?"

Carlson: "We could win two ridings. Probably four ridings if we all moved north. That would be so cool."

Question: "You've heard of someone spitting on a Liberal candidate in

Alberta?"

Carlson: "I experienced it in 2004 for the federal riding of Edmonton/

Strathcona. People spit on me. Some Liberals in other provinces will

door-knock alone. You don't do that in Alberta."

Question: "So if all Alberta Liberals moved to one area you wouldn't have

that problem?"

Carlson: "That's absolutely right. And we could win four ridings."

Harmonious convention sounds

9:12 a.m.: "Ken! Ah! Dee!"

9:32 a.m.: "Di! On! Di! On!"

9:45 a.m.: Grown man ties Bob Rae

bandana around his head.

9:48 a.m.: Old woman slaps a Dion sticker to her forehead.

9:49 a.m.: Tense-looking man with the

letters "GK" stencilled on his forehead walks past old woman with sticker on forehead.

9:50 a.m.: Old woman with sticker on

forehead is handed a huge Canadian flag, which she begins to wave, violently.

Inside the Liberal seniors' commission

Speaker: "Will you conclude please . . ?"

Old man at mic sporting green cowboy hat: "I'm Irish, I'm French, I'm Métis. And my wife is from

Europe . . ."

Speaker: "Will you please conclude . . ?"

Green Hat: "We defeated the Americans in the War of 1812, and by the way, I wasn't there." [Chuckles and wheezing from crowd]

Speaker: "Will you please conclude . . ?"

Green Hat: "I know a lot of people who speak two languages who don't know a sow from a cow."

[Roaring applause]