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If God did snuff and then sneezed onto a silk handkerchief, the result would be Saoirse Ronan’s dress at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Tuesday.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press
If God did snuff and hated it and wanted to punish humanity by making our eyeballs scream, the result would be Melissa George’s dress at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Tuesday.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press
Oh, what the hell is her name? She’s walking over here!!Chris Young/The Canadian Press
Scarlett Johansson is walking over there on the red carpet at the premiere of Don Jon at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Tuesday.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press
That awkward moment when two people who worked together completely fail to remember each other’s name.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press
Scarlett Somebody and Joseph Whatshis-Face smile on the red carpet at the premiere of Don Jon at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Tuesday.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press
Keanu Reeves walks the red carpet followed by his personal Sharpie wrangler at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Tuesday.Chris Pizzello/The Associated Press
That look on his face when a child star who brought three grownup movies to a film festival in hopes of establishing himself as a serious adult actor has to sign copies of the children’s book that became the movies that made him famous and from which he can never, ever escape, ever.Fred Thornhill/Reuters
Liam Neeson does a couple of action films and now he’s walking around with a tough-guy toothpick hanging from his mouth at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Tuesday.Mark Blinch/Reuters
Mila Kunis does what all movie stars do when they’re feeling insecure and need a smile: sniffs her hair to catch an invigorating whiff of her own scent.Mark Blinch/Reuters
Abigail Breslin, troubled by a reporter’s piercing question at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Tuesday, reaches for her hair.Fred Thornhill/Reuters
Don’t pretend you don’t see her, Daniel Radcliffe at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Tuesday.Chris Pizzello/The Associated Press
Scarlett Johansson’s shadow is cast on a backdrop at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Tuesday. Johansson unfortunately saw her shadow and now the film festival has to go on for six more tiffing weeks.Chris Young/The Canadian Press
Dermot Mulroney wonders why someone would publish a celebrity photo gallery like this when there are so many serious problems in the world at the Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto on Tuesday.Fred Thornhill/Reuters
Quick, everyone – look at a new photo of Scarlett Johansson’s engagement ring!!Evan Agostini/The Associated Press
Works every time.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press