SAUL LOEB
Dick Cheney is writing a memoir, and he's getting a reported $2 million for it. But the book still has no title, which gives us the opportunity to name it for him.
Here in the office, we've come up with a few quick ones:
And You Thought Nixon Was A Dick Water for Enemy Combatants New Orleans is Sinking. So?
But it's a known known that Globe Books readers can do way better than that. Email your suggested titles to webbooks@globeandmail.com or post them here as a comment, and we'll send some nice books to the creator(s) of the one(s) we like the best.
Remember, people: There are no rules -- just opportunities.