Director Jodie Foster and actor Mel Gibson innocently and completely uncreepily lock fingers at the premiere of "The Beaver" at the Cannes Film Festival on Tuesday.Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images
Jodie Foster straightens Mel Gibson's tie at the premiere of "The Beaver" at the Cannes Film Festival on Tuesday while gently reminding him to take it easy at the bar after the movie.Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images
Mexican actress Dolores Heredia at the Cannes Film Festival on Tuesday.AFP / Getty Images
French director Eva Ionesco poses meaningfully during a photo session to promote her movie "My Little Princess" at the Cannes Film Festival on Tuesday.AFP / Getty Images
French Actress of the Day Anamaria Vartolomei at the Cannes Film Festival Tuesday, posing with an empty upside-down suitcase to express the transient nature of our absurd existences.GUILLAUME BAPTISTE/AFP / Getty Images
French Actor of the Day, and Every Other Damn Day, Jean-Paul Belmondo attends "The Beaver" premiere at the Cannes Film Festival on Tuesday.Andreas Rentz/Getty Images
Lebanese actress and director Nadine Labaki at the Cannes Film Festival on Tuesday.MARTIN BUREAU/AFP / Getty Images
Israeli model Bar Refaeli at the premiere of "The Beaver" at the Cannes Film Festival on Tuesday.AFP / Getty Images
Bare-footed model Adriana Karembeu attends "The Beaver" premiere at the Cannes Film Festival on Tuesday.Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images
Naomi Campbell poses on the red carpet at the "The Beaver" premiere at the Cannes Film Festival on Tueday. (That leg you see surging into the photo on the right was subsequently torn off at the hip -- we're not saying by who -- and used to beat its incautious owner about the head.)Andreas Rentz/Getty Images