All year, they've been talking about how great the 2016s are, and now they can't wait to unload them on every slack-jawed desperate loser in need of zero-down financing
Sep 22, 2016
Watching my daughter get behind the wheel brings back memories of when I began driving
Sep 12, 2016
At what point do we say to our kids - you're an adult, act like one?
Sep 01, 2016
A vacation romp with a Buick Regal reveals a harsh truth: I am in a loveless relationship with my minivan
Aug 29, 2016
All too predictably, the popular game app is driving motorists insane
Aug 15, 2016
When the fuel gauge illuminates during city driving, it's less of an emergency and that makes it more of a danger. There are service stations around. It's easier to procrastinate
Aug 04, 2016
Bring back the keys to my heart. Please?
Jul 28, 2016
Self-parking technology should mirror the styles of their organic predecessors
Jul 21, 2016
Respect the dog days of summer
Jul 07, 2016
Stuck in big city gridlock? Don’t worry, be happy
Jul 01, 2016
Andrew Clark, an award-winning journalist, screenwriter and author, is Director of the Comedy Writing and Performance program at Humber College in Toronto. He has won a gold award and been nominated several times for his writing at the National Magazine Awards, and was nominated for a Governor-General's Aaward for Literary Non-Fiction for his most recent book, A Keen Soldier: The Execution of Second World War Private Harold Pringle. He has written for publications including The Globe and Mail, The Walrus, Maclean's and The New York Times.
He commutes happily around Toronto, gaining comic insights for this column, in a Toyota Camry and Dodge Grand Caravan, imagining he is Jim Rockford in a Pontiac Firebird.