I am English and my husband is from Pakistan. Neither of us recalls the Canadian citizenship judge asking us if we'd had sex in a canoe when we pledged allegiance to Canada over 40 years ago (How I Became A Real Canadian - Margaret Wente, June 27). In our golden years now, we would hate to have our loyalty to Canada questioned. We will make love in a canoe in the wilderness to prove our love for Canada at the earliest opportunity, certainly before the next federal election. We're just waiting for my husband's chiropractor to give the green light.