Road Sage
Long border delay means urine trouble without a Nexus card
Long delay means no restrooms for the wicked when you simply have to go
Road Sage
Stick your windshield leaflets somewhere else
The leaflets are a pointless waste of paper and a crime against drivers
Road Sage
Why one 'uneasy rider' sued BMW for an 'awesome problem'
Not-so-good vibrations have BMW on the hot seat for motorcyclist’s two-year-long erection
Road Sage
Is Saturday the most dangerous day for driving?
The Saturday morning special: drunks, dabblers, roadsters and parents
Road Sage
Look, just stop staring while you drive
Hey King Leer, keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel
Road Sage
Traffic reports leave me in a radio daze
All congestion, all the time. Tell me something I didn’t know
Road Sage
Gridlock in the bike lanes
Spring is in the air and that brings with it the Bike Lane Bump
Road Sage
The car crying game
A car doesn’t judge. A car doesn’t tell. It carries you around until you’re done weeping, a rolling climate-controlled hiding place
Road Sage
How are gas prices set? Your guess is as good as mine
How I think Big Oil really determines what your pain at the pump will be
Road Sage
Auto erotica and Fifty Shades of Grey
A novel approach: ‘I’m a motorist. I derive pleasure from inconveniencing and endangering others’
