I'm lying in bed at 4 a.m., covered in sweat, nauseated, achy, chilled and clutching my head as the last remnants of a flu work their way through my body. I'm also worried sick about my mother. Right now, she's sleeping fitfully in a narrow hospital bed in Newmarket, Ont., hooked up to an IV, her best friends, my sisters, my father and my brother taking turns in the cot beside her each night.
My mother has cancer. She is dying. And I am at Club Med Ixtapa in Mexico, too far away to do anything except rack up a small fortune in long-distance calls home.
"Any change?" I ask my sister.
"No. She's still really weak, Kira. You seem so sad. Why don't you just come home?"
This is not how I expected this trip, a dream vacation I've been looking forward to for more than 20 years, would be. Yes, I've always dreamed of going to a Club Med resort. My covetousness started one year when my wealthier teen friends and their families jetted off to snorkel, sail, swim and swill for March break. I spent hours poring over Club Med travel brochures, bemoaning the fact that I was too young and didn't have the money to get there on my own steam.
Since then, I've club hopped in London, nearly run over a wayward goat with my car in St. Kitts, shown the first signs of hypothermia hiking the Chilkoot Pass in Alaska and eaten far too much barbecue with the locals in North Carolina. Still, I've never been able to kick my all-inclusive Club Med obsession.
Of course, I'm no longer a carefree teen or twentysomething who can afford to spend long hours by the pool drinking margaritas. Instead, I have little kids in tow. So I wondered if this dream vacation would live up to the fantasy. Probably not, but I was banking on having some nifty epiphany along the way.
'A HEIGHTENED EXPERIENCE'
Dream vacations aren't like other trips. They're the ones we have written down on a to-do-before-you-die list or burned so deeply into our souls that they're part of our rolling existence. "I've always wanted to see the pyramids in Egypt," someone might say. Or "Wouldn't it be incredible to walk around Paris at night?"
"A dream vacation is a heightened experience," says Michael Brein, a Honolulu-based writer who studies the psychology of travel. "It's not reality."
Not only are the dream locales bigger, brighter and more profound, so are the travellers who finally get to see them - at least in their own minds, he says. In other words, it's not you walking through a crevasse on a caving expedition, you're Indiana Jones exploring an undiscovered underworld.
But like my ill-fated journey, some just fall apart. A couple of months ago, a dream vacation took a horrible turn when an American diver and her British boyfriend resurfaced far from their tour boat off the coast of Australia. Minutes turned to hours. Night came. Dehydrated and hypothermic, they were rescued 19 hours later.
That's the problem with dream vacations: Although the Australian story is an extreme example, most dream trips cannot possibly hope to match our Technicolor expectations. Travellers get sick, the locals are rude, the resort is not as advertised or it rains 11 days in a row. That's just
life - and its infinite potential for disillusionment.
Yet some journeys turn out to be even better than expected. Heather Wright of Kitchener, Ont., saw the John Wayne movie Hatari (which means "danger" in Swahili) as a kid and simply couldn't forget the beauty of the African landscape, the people or the animals.
At 39, when she found herself in coronary care, she came to the realization that she simply had to go to Africa on safari. A few months later, she and a friend were bumping along rutted tracks in a 4-by-4, coming so close to lions, wildebeest and a leopard that she couldn't get the latter entirely in a picture. She had to go into debt to pay for the trip, but she says it was worth it.
