Maid-banger/actor Arnold Schwarzenegger poses with two of his legitimate heirs at the premiere of "The Expendables 2" in Hollywood last week.Reuters
Charisma Carpenter is an actress in "The Expendables 2" whose name is, ironically, Charisma.Reuters
Hey, Nikolette Noel at the premiere of "The Expendables 2" in Hollywood last week: The wedding shoppe called and they want their curtains back. Also, your right eye is creepy.Reuters
Yikes!Reuters
When “Expendables 2” co-star Chuck Norris signs a poster, the poster turns into gold. He still sucks as an actor, though.Reuters
Meanwhile on the U.S. election campaign trail on Saturday, a panicked Mitt Romney smiles up a frozen rictus of fear while desperately trying to remember whether his aides told him to call little voters “midgets” or “dwarves.”The Associated Press
U.S. Representative Todd Akin says, “Would you ladies like to see a Republican dance?”Reuters
Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan does his darndest to break into dance during a campaign stop in Florida last week.Reuters
“Thank you, ladies. I hope you enjoyed that. Stay out of bars!”Reuters
Cuckold/minimalist actor Robert Pattinson gives a workshop on how to display emotion at the New York premiere of the film “Cosmopolis” last week. He begins here with happiness.Reuters
Now he is doing affection.Reuters
This is shock!Reuters
Here is curiosity.Reuters
And back to happiness. Nice work, kid.Reuters
Actor Ben Affleck accepts the "Facebook" award at the "Do Something Awards" in Santa Monica, Calif., on Sunday. Because who does more for the world than a celebrity on Facebook, right?Reuters
Actress Sophia Bush arrives at the "Do Something Awards" in Santa Monica, Calif., on Sunday. Apparently what Ms. Bush does is recycle pylonsReuters
Really, who does something better than a Hollywood celebrity? Here actress Willa Ford stays thin right before our eyes at the "Do Something Awards" in Santa Monica, Calif., on Sunday.Reuters
Actress Layla Kayleigh makes the world a better place for grownups who want to dress like Tinkerbell at the "Do Something Awards" in Santa Monica, Calif., on Sunday.Reuters
Kelly Osbourne selflessly makes it safe to live off your family name at the "Do Something Awards" in Santa Monica, Calif., on Sunday.Reuters
Reality show personality Nicole Murphy attends the "Do Something Awards" in Santa Monica, Calif., on Sunday. Because who makes a greater contribution to our world today than a reality show personality! WHO?!?Reuters
Members of the female punk band Pussy Riot anxiously wait to hear whether they’ve won a Do Something Award from behind a glass-walled cage during a court hearing in Moscow last week. And the award goes to....Reuters
Cory Monteith! YES!!Reuters