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Tiger Woods and his new girlfriend, skier Lindsey Vonn, attend the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit in New York on Monday, raising the question: Is it worse to be attacked by a jilted women armed with a golf club or a ski?Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian attend the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit in New York on Monday. She is currently pregnant with their first custody battle.Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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The Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit in New York on Monday celebrated the opening of an exhibition called “PUNK: Chaos to Couture,” but that’s still no excuse for Ginnifer Goodwin’s hair and makeup.Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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Kristen Stewart didn’t know the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit in New York on Monday had a punk theme and couldn’t figure out why everyone kept complimenting her on her facial nihilism and her indifference to taste.Carlo Allegri/Reuters

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Jennifer Lopez joined the many gazillionaire celebrities at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit in New York on Monday who helped celebrate punk’s core value of never selling out.Carlo Allegri/Reuters

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That well-known opponent of corporate marketing and destroyer of mainstream values, Beyoncé, wore a little outfit she threw together from the racks of used-clothing stores at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit in New York on Monday.Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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Punk took one look at Sarah Jessica Parker at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit in New York on Monday and tried to kill itself.Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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Madonna put some punk junk in her trunk at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit in New York on Monday.Carlo Allegri/Reuters

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A life-sized Anne Hathaway Pez dispenser was provided for the guests at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit in New York on Monday.Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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Nicole Richie, Pez.Carlo Allegri/Reuters

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Cameron Diaz, blue Pez.Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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Really? Miley Cyrus goes punk? Who’s next – Taylor Swift?Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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Taylor Swift's new single, I Am Never Never Ever Kicking Out the Jams With You Again, comes out this summer.Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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Psst, Elle Fanning – we said punk theme, not hippie theme.Carlo Allegri/Reuters

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Ashley Olsen, orange Pez.Carlo Allegri/Reuters

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The deliriously single Katie Holmes attends the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit in New York on Monday.Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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Meanwhile in Tokyo, Tom Cruise (right) looks at the thing on his arm and thinks, “I used to own one of these, right?”Toru Hanai/Reuters

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Tom Hanks is either a) playing a cop in his next movie; b) currently making a porn video; or c) playing a cop in a porn video he is currently making.Lucas Jackson/Reuters

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Leonardo DiCaprio took time away from Tom Hanks’s latest project to attend the The Great Gatsby world premiere in New York last week.Andrew Kelly/Reuters

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