Celebrity Photos of the Week: July 11
I was away on holiday last week so I should check in with CNN’s Anderson Cooper to see if I missed any big news. Any major celeb stories, Anderson? Any personal revelations that shocked and surprised everyone and caught them completely off-guard? You know, where everyone goes, “Holy cow, I never saw that coming?” No? Okay, thanks.Reuters
A newly emboldened Katie Holmes, fresh from filing for divorce from Tom Cruise, takes a tentative stab at joining the sideboob club in New York City last week.Reuters
You can tell that faith is important to singer Demi Lovato, performing here on ABC's Good Morning America last week, because she tattooed it onto her elbow.Reuters
The new Nicki Minaj Barbie is unveiled at the BET Awards in Los Angeles on July 1. In related news, there is now a world-wide shortage of plastic.Reuters
Charlie Sheen threw up, I mean out, the ceremonial first pitch at a baseball game between the San Diego Padres and Cincinnati Reds on Saturday. In related news, all the chalk lines on the field later mysteriously went missing.The Associated Press
Pop fairy Lana del Rey underperforms at the Montreux Jazz Festival in Switzerland last week. I wonder what Madonna thinks of her.Reuters
Okay then!Reuters
A fan seeking an autograph (not in picture) is about two seconds away from getting his head ripped off outside Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood on Saturday.Reuters
Actress Anne Hathaway reflexively asks if she can eat the head that just got ripped off the neck of the fan who got too close to Christian Bale outside Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood on Saturday.Reuters
Actor Colin Farrell, attending a photo call for the remake of “Total Recall” in Paris last week, ponders an important question – a question the WHOLE WORLD is asking: Is the three-boobed woman from the original “Total Recall” in the new movie?Reuters
Finally! Angelina Jolie is associated with the word “talent” at a film workshop during the Sarajevo Film Festival on Saturday. I wonder what Madonna thinks of Angelina Jolie.Reuters
I think Madonna would like the hammer of her gun to strike a shell casing and cause it to fire a bullet into the buttocks of Angelina Jolie, what.Reuters
Andrew Garfield lights up the red carpet at the premiere of “The Amazing Spider-Man” in Los Angeles on June 28. Wait a sec – is there something weird on Garfield’s lip? Let’s zoom in!Reuters
Nope. Must have been a shadow. #oldjoke
Joey Chestnut, the eventual winner, competes in the 2012 Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Eating Contest at Coney Island on July 4. His fans in the crowd were right there with him through every bite.Reuters
Britain's Prince William can taste Joey's determination!Reuters
For the win!Reuters
Meanwhile at Wimbledon, which is of course not at all where those last two pictures of Prince William were taken, a captain in the fashion police gives Anna Wintour, editor-in-chief of American Vogue, a punitive finger flick for wearing Too Loud A Coat To A Tennis Match.Reuters
Punitive finger flicks sting!Reuters