All captions by the Globe and Mail
Welcome to the Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday, where Kelly Osborne was, out of respect for the Hollywood Class System, one of the first celebrities to arrive. Under the HCS, actual talented stars get to arrive at awards shows just before the show starts; less talented and less famous people arrive before that, working backward from there on the ability-and-fame scale until you come to reality television personalities, adult children of faded rock stars, Mel Gibson and the guy delivering the dessert.Reuters
Another justifiably early arrival was “television personality” Shaun Robinson. You may know Shaun Robinson from her work in such gigs as weekend host of Access Hollywood and co-hosting the Tournament of Roses Parade with Al Roker. Then again, you may not. Her blue-pink dress is great.Reuters
Other early arrivals included Canada’s Jay Manuel...AP
... the guy who fluffs the statues ...Reuters
... this Ukrainian bear...Reuters
...and the Iranian space monkey.
Space monkeys make Nicole Kidman snort. At least, that’s my space theory.Reuters
Space monkeys also make Nicole Kidman wistful for space. Theoretically.Reuters
Claire Danes accepts the award for outstanding female overreacter at the Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.Reuters
Jennifer Lawrence accepts the award for outstanding use by a female actor of a clichéd hand gesture to express spontaneous heartfelt emotion while delivering the unprepared remarks she wrote and rehearsed the night before.Reuters
Bryan Cranston does curls with his award statuettes backstage at the SAG awards Sunday. That’s much harder to do with something that actually weighs something, like an Oscar statuette. But, you know, whatever, way to go Bryan.Reuters
Dick Van Dyke holds his life achievement award backstage at the Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday. Wait. What? Dick Van Dyke is still alive?!Reuters
No, I have no idea why Kaley Cuoco from the TV comedy The Big Bang Theory decorated her fingernails with little white bum-bums for the Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday. Wait. What? Oh, sorry. That’s Edgar Winter, not Kaley Cuoco.Reuters
January Jones launches the lobster-bib look at the Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.Reuters
Kevin McHale is still waiting for his manservant to remove his dinner jacket from his shoulders at the Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.Reuters
The lively Dick Van Dyke checks for hernias at the Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.Reuters
Jennifer Lawrence heads backstage at the Screen Actors Guild Awards and oh my god I just realized the man in the previous photo is named Dick.Reuters
Tina Fey is all, like, mine also doesn’t have a hernia at the Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.Reuters
Alec Baldwin thrusts his award for outstanding performance by a male actor in a comedy series in your face at the Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.Reuters
Unrelated shot of Will Ferrell because of his mustache.Reuters