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Justin Bieber performs in Philadelphia last week above a giant urine-removal device installed by local authorities as a precautionary measure.Mark Stehle/The Associated Press
Tommy Lee Jones is the worst meat ever in a smile sandwich in Tokyo last week.Issei Kato/Reuters
Hey, Tommy Lee! At least you’re not in The Lone Ranger.Issei Kato/Reuters
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The Lone Ranger star Johnny Depp promotes The Lone Ranger in Berlin last week.Tobias Schwarz/Reuters
Either Germany’s secret cloning program is a total disaster or Germany’s secret cloning program is a complete success.Tobias Schwarz/Reuters
So confused right now...Tobias Schwarz/Reuters
England’s secret cloning program is a total disaster.Luke MacGregor/Reuters
Nicolas Cage doesn’t seem all that happy to appear with his wife Alice Kim posing at the premiere of The Frozen Ground in London last week.Stefan Wermuth/Reuters
Maybe Vanessa Hudgens can make him feel better.Stefan Wermuth/Reuters
He feels worse.Stefan Wermuth/Reuters
Princess Leia hooks her Lenscrafter eyeglasses on her belt at the San Diego Comic-Con in San Diego last week.Fred Greaves/Reuters
DC Comics does not unveil the new-look Superman with the blue corduroy pants at the San Diego Comic-Con in San Diego last week.Fred Greaves/Reuters
Three minutes in the life of Sharon Stone, who was shooting a film in Rome on Monday. Minute 1: She awaits her cue on a bench.Remo Casilli/Reuters
Minute 2: She runs dramatically.Remo Casilli/Reuters
Minute 3: Tea time!Remo Casilli/Reuters
Anna Camp, left, threatens to kill Brittany Snow at Entertainment Weekly's Comic-Con Celebration in San Diego last week.Jordan Strauss/The Associated Press
Ginnifer Goodwin, seen here at Entertainment Weekly's Comic-Con Celebration in San Diego last week, is probably an actress. Who knows.John Shearer/The Associated Press
Kirsten Vangsness, seen here at Entertainment Weekly's Comic-Con Celebration in San Diego last week, appears to be an actress.John Shearer/The Associated Press
Claire Coffee something something actress. Lot of good people at Comic-Con.John Shearer/The Associated Press