PlasmaBike
The pedal-free PlasmaBike is meant to encourage balance development and be a safer option for learning to ride a bike (as opposed to those tricky training wheels). It sounds like an overprotective parent's dream come true. Still, it looks freakin' awesome. $79.99, plasmarttoys.com
Furreal Friends Cookie My Playful Pup
If your children keep begging for a dog, this realistic, electronic pooch might satisfy them for awhile. Turn it into a 'teachable moment' by telling them its batteries will wear out unless it's walked each morning at 6 a.m. $69.99, hasbro.ca
Hovercraft
That's right - you build a hovercraft that can zoom over any smooth surface. A HOVERCRAFT. How awesome is that? $19.99, playwellcanada.com
Lego Pirates of the Caribbean Black Pearl
This is quite possibly one of the coolest Lego sets ever. Inspired by the popular movie series, it even comes with a little Lego Davy Jones and pirate ghost. This is one toy Dad will be happy to help assemble. $129, lego.com
Caravan Family Camper by Calico Critters
Normally the idea of cats in a trailer would be a nightmare. But this play set is the definition of adorable. The family of kittens even come with their own sleeping bags and board games. $69.99, intplay.com
Redakai
Redakai is apparently the next Bakugan, featuring 'amazing Blast3D' and "stack to battle game technologies' - all the better for conquering the Kairu. Whatever. You know you'll give in and buy it eventually. $5.99-$34.99, spinmaster.com