Wear comfortable shoes.
Translation: The sidewalks aren’t paved.
You will travel in an air conditioned coach.
Translation: Half will complain it’s too hot, the other half it’s too cool.
Your driver will take you along the most scenic coastal road.
Translation: It’s a 60-metre drop to the ocean.
You’ll arrive at a secluded beach.
Translation: It might be packed with people.
You’ll have an opportunity to buy local souvenirs.
Translation: The vendors are everywhere.
You’ll have time to sample the local cuisine.
Translation: Lunch is not included in the price of the tour.
The equipment may not meet Western standards.
Translation: Indoor plumbing doesn’t exist here.
Expect little walking.
Translation: You’ll see all the sights from inside your bus.
You will have time for shopping in a local market.
Translation: The tour guide gets a commission for bringing tourists to his brother-in-law’s store.
You’re in for an unforgettable day.
Translation: Yes, and hopefully you’ll remember your tour for all the right reasons.