The Globe and Mail

Serial shark-jumper Betty White clings to the latest improbable manifestation of her ever-more-tedious late-career kick at the celebrity can at the Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.

(AP)

We know how you feel, Melissa McCarthy at the same SAG Awards. We know how you feel.

(Reuters)

Angelina Jolie wore a gown to the SAG Awards made from America's latest ethically trendy material: Alberta bitumen.

(Reuters)

Tilda Swinton, seen here chatting with Angelina Jolie at the SAG Awards Sunday, wore a gown made from the pure driven snows of the Alberta boreal forest.

(Reuters)

And here we see Angelina Jolie casting an evil curse on Tilda Swinton.

(Reuters)

Meryl Streep, seen here at the SAG Awards Sunday, does one movie about right-wing icon Margaret Thatcher and the next thing you know she's saluting crowds like this.

(Reuters)

We know what you mean, Tina Fey at the SAG Awards Sunday. We know what you mean.

(Reuters)

Best actor winner Jean Dujardin does the French thing and plants a kiss on the SAG statuette.

(Reuters)

"I do not approve of these shenanigans at the SAG Awards," says the Oscar statuette.

(A.M.P.A.S.)

"Yes, well, maybe you need to grow a pair," the SAG statuette replies.

(AP)

"Maybe you should put on some underpants."

(A.M.P.A.S.)

Actress Rose Byrne has Saturday night fever at the SAG Awards in Los Angeles Sunday.

(Reuters)

Actress Lea Michele airs out a leg on the red carpet at the SAG Awards in Los Angeles Sunday.

(Reuters)

Tina Fey drives a convertible and Jane Krakowski rides a motorbike at the SAG Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.

(Reuters)

"Ha! I got that!" says Kelly Osbourne at the SAG Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday. "Do another one!"

(Reuters)

Tina Fey comes down the chimney while Jane Krakowski walks through the front door at the SAG Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.

(Reuters)

"Awesome!" says Brad Pitt with his bitumenesque beauty at the SAG Awards Sunday. "Another!"

(Reuters)

Tina Fey is an elegant and tasteful crystal champagne flute and Jane Krakowski is a Pez dispenser at the SAG Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.

(Reuters)

"I like that and I'm not even AT the SAG Awards!" says Diane Keaton at the premiere of the film "Darling Companions" in Santa Barbara, Calif., last week.

(AP)

"Say anything about my girlfriend's dress and I'll reach out of the computer screen and make sure you never have descendants," George Clooney says with a smile at the SAG Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.

(Reuters)

George Clooney and Brad Pitt compare shaves at the SAG Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.

(Reuters)

Justin Bieber wishes he could compare shaves at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes, France, on Saturday.

(Reuters)

Daniel Radcliffe wishes more people turned out for the premiere of "The Woman in Black" in New York on Monday.

(Reuters)

I wish I had magic wingèd shoes like Brian Berrebbi at the premiere of "Price Check" at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, last week.

(AP)

"And I wish I could get that SAG statuette out of my head."

(A.M.P.A.S.)