Considered to be the ballerina’s version of Hamlet, the melodramatic French masterwork is a romantic ballet in the truest sense. Dec. 5 to 9. $25 to $239. Four Seasons Centre, 145 Queen St. W., 416-345-9595.
LITERARY & LECTURE
When he was a child, the tiny pieces to his game of Battleship never went missing for long. The discoverer of the Titanic, the Bismark and John F. Kennedy’s torpedoed PT boat does show-and-tell about the deep sea and his sinking feelings. Dec. 3 and 4, 8 p.m. $39.50 to $59.50. Roy Thomson Hall, 60 Simcoe St., 416-872-4255 or masseyhall.com.
45 Books In 45 Minutes
Ben McNally and Lynn Thomson offer a pithy “Whirlwind” presentation of the season’s hottest books. Dec. 4, 6:30 p.m. Free (preregister at 416-361-0032). Ben McNally Books, 366 Bay, benmcnallybooks.com.
Naked News Stand Up!
And in the weather today, boy is it getting hot in here. Butt-naked news readers grin and bare it for laughs. Dec. 4, 9:30 p.m. $4. Yuk Yuk’s, 224 Richmond St. W., 416-967-6425.
Jem Cohen: We Have an Anchor
From TIFF and the Images Festival, a film-music hybrid involving triple-projection footage of Nova Scotia and live music and readings from Mary Margaret O’Hara and members of Fugazi; Godspeed You! Black Emperor and Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra. Dec 4 to 5, 8 p.m. $24 to $30. TIFF Bell Lightbox, 350 King St. W., tiff.net.
Oy, Tannenbaum … How The Jews Wrote Xmas
Have a holly schmaltzy Christmas, when Jordan Klapman leads a sing-along tutorial/concert about Tin Pan Alley’s legendary Jewish songwriters, and how they wrote a huge amount of classic holiday tunage. Dec. 7, 8 p.m. $35. Jezebel’s Lounge (private loft), 184 Munro St., 647-478-1738.
Arts & Letters Club Open House
A rare opportunity to check out what is inside the significant pile of Victorian-era bricks at 14 Elm Street also allows for the purchase of books, CDs and small works of art from club members. Dec. 2, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. The Arts and Letters Club of Toronto,14 Elm St., 416-597-0223.
The #BAM Summit
Adventures in African-American jazz, with experimentalists Pheeroan akLaff, Ian Kamau, Ian Steaman and Anupa Mistry. Dec. 2, 2 p.m. Manifesto Space, 37 Bulwer St., musicgallery.org.
The Beamish Classic
Forehand it like Forrest Gump at a ping-pong tournament held downstairs at a paddle-happy social club. Proceeds benefit disadvantaged youth. Dec. 2, 4 to 8 p.m. $10 (register at spintoronto.eventbrite.ca). Spin Toronto, 461 King St. W., 416-599-7746.
The first rule of Agency Wars is that everybody talks about Agency Wars. Back for its third throwdown, the popular charity boxing event involves advertising-biz folks (who are also trained amateur pugilists) bopping each other for Ronald McDonald House. Dec. 5, 7 p.m. $90. Arcadian Court, 401 Bay St., linebypass.com or agencywars.ca.
Sounds of the Seasons
Deck the halls with Jian Ghomeshi, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. The CBC Radio 2 open house includes performances by Nelly Furtado and the Blind Boys of Alabama, as well as meet-and-greets with on-air personalities. Dec. 7, 5:30 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. Free (nonperishable food or cash donation). CBC Broadcasting Centre, 250 Front St. W., cbc.ca/toronto.
Sir Jerry’s Holiday Show
You want Raffi? He’s doing sing-along fun at Roy Thomson Hall (Dec. 2, 2 and 4:30 p.m., $27.50 to $55). If you want the anti-Raffi, go for the top-hatted faux-Brit Sir Jerry, who does outlandish whimsy the same afternoon, across town. Dec. 2, 1 p.m. $5 ($10 for family of four). Drake Hotel, 1150 Queen W., 416-531-5042.
Here’s something that will rumple your stilt skin: With five days of talks, free concerts, activities and performances, the Canadian Opera Company celebrates the 200th anniversary of the classic fairy tales and what is believed to be the 500th performance of the 45-minute children’s opera The Brothers Grimm (Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m. and Dec. 8, 2 and 7:30 p.m.; $15 to $25, Daniels Spectrum, 585 Dundas St. W.). Dec. 4 to 8. Various venues. 416-363-8231 or coc.ca.
Stuart McLean’s Vinyl Cafe Christmas
Song, story and the communal small-town Canadian experience, from the lectern of the lanky tale-spinner Stuart McLean. Dec 7 and 8 (7:30 p.m.) and Dec. 9 (2:30 p.m). $48 to $60. Sony Centre, 1 Front E., 855-872-7669 or ticketmaster.ca.
March of the Santas Dec. 1 and 2 (11 a.m. to 4 p.m.). Danforth and Logan avenues.
Ballet Creole’s Soulful Messiah to Dec. 2. Fleck Dance Theatre, 416-973-4000.
Corktown Christmas Forest Dec. 2. Enoch Turner Schoolhouse, 416-327-6997.