Posted on 06/11/04
I'm tired of being straight
Now that the U.S. election is over, we can get back to thinking about other pressing matters -- such as our hair. Take mine. I have dead-straight, superfine, dirty-blond hair. My mother calls it WASPy, I call it my-ancestors-exploited-the-Indians hair. Either way, there's not a whole lot of it, and curves, while familiar to my flesh, are foreign to my head. My mane's got as much body as Paris Hilton after six months in a Thai jail cell.
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