Posted on 14/12/04
Even Christmas can't stop this Irish grudge match
According to the barking-mad Bill O'Reilly of Fox News, there is a conspiracy to squish Christmas.It's hard to believe, I know, with Christmas advertising on TV in the United States starting before Thanksgiving. O'Reilly's theory has something to with that terrible thing, "diversity," and the Macy's retail store. (By the way, we'll get Fox News in Canada in January, but for now we can read Bill O'Reilly's wacky columns on the Internet. They've very entertaining.) Of course, Canada comes into the conspiracy. Apparently, if the U.S. doesn't look out, the place will end up like Canada and, further, 14-year-olds will be going around having sex. Like I said, it's really wacky.
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