Posted on 09/03/05
Ballad for an albino kitten please
Drave Cochems was so amazed at the size of the massive, extra-large burrito he got at a Mexican restaurant that he thought it should be immortalized in song. That night, the 27-year old resident of Hayward, Calif., sent an e-mail request to Andrew Pants, creator of the website Songs to Wear Pants To. "I think you should write a song about a man ordering a burrito and being extremely intimidated by the size of it," he wrote. "The music should be Celtic techno." Two days later, Cochems had an anthem for his fast-food experience: a song with a driving techno beat, Celtic flute and a stuttering voice track talking about one very intimidating burrito.
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