Posted on 30/11/02
If Frodo loved Bilbo...
He pauses, flexing those amazing pecs. "Let's try once more. 'The god ran his fingers through his thick curls; she could only gasp in amazement.' See? Use a semi-colon, not a comma there. If you do it right, I'll consider running my tongue up and down your body."
The Semicolon, from Thamiris's Sexed-Up Grammar Guide
Sexed-up isn't quite how you would describe Thamiris right now.
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