Posted on 09/05/08
It's better if you turn the sound down
What Happens in VegasDirected by Tom VaughanWritten by Dana FoxStarring Cameron Diaz and Ashton KutcherClassification: PG*½What Happens in Vegas should damn well have stayed in Vegas. Instead, the thing has leaked out as a movie that, one grey morning this week, swiped 100 minutes from my life. Granted, that's a misdemeanour at worst, and, of course, a part of my mission here (which I'm handsomely paid to accept) is to waste my time in order to prevent you from wasting yours. With that in mind, let's be mercifully brief, and do the reviewing job in a single, run-on sentence that can be read with an alacrity nowhere evident on the screen. Deep breath now - here goes.
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