Posted on 14/06/08
You don't like football and a pint at the pub? You're fired!
LONDON -- Donald Trump arrived in Scotland this week, his Marie Antoinette hair caught in the updraft of his helicopter's rotors. It did a dance up there, high above his head, which gave British newspapers an excuse to print some truly terrible jokes. (How can you tell Donald Trump's hairdo believes in God? It's dyed and ascending to heaven.)
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