Posted on 28/06/08
But I'm teeny-tiny! I'm Scottish! I have wispy hair!
FADE IN:Interior, day. Murky light filters through the high windows of a dilapidated industrial building, a former haggis factory. A YOUNG MAN sits bound in a chair with a hood over his head, which is revealed on close-up to be a haggis casing. Eeew. Fat rats skitter around the machinery, munching on disgusting innards. Suddenly, the hood is yanked off. The man, slight and freckled, blinks into the milky, mote-thick light. It's the actor JAMES McAVOY, who recently topped Entertainment Weekly's list of new Hollywood players. As his vision focuses, he sees several HENCHMEN in sharp suits ringing the room, tapping on their Blackberries; quickly he discerns that they're HOLLYWOOD JUNIOR AGENTS. Two MEN in silhouette loom over McAvoy's chair; for precisely one second, the junior agents still their tapping.
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