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Leah McLaren, Tralee Pearce and Liam Lacey blogged on the Oscars.

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Leah, 7:07 p.m.: Here are my opening red carpet comments, for what they're worth:

First off, the Ryan Seacrest hate-on needs to stop here. He is very talented at what he does, which is fill up empty air space with semi-amusing celebrity chatter. I think we all know the feeling.

In other news, Michelle Williams looks beautiful… in a desperately hungry kind of way. Didn't she have a baby five minutes ago?

Does Jack Nicholson have a new girlfriend… oh wait, that's his daughter.

Kiera Knightley — not keen on her look. The red hair doesn't suit and the plum Vera Wang with the a-symetrical neckline looks like a bad prom decision from 1992. All the commentators are gushing but my friend Pam says: she looks like she's wearing a purple upper body diaper. Love the necklace though. The men at my Oscar party say she should have stuck to the Vanity Fair cover look — that is, naked.

Note: See our Red Carpet photo gallery here

Leah, 7:10 p.m.: Also: this is the year of sarcastic hair: see Jessica Alba and Helena Bonham Carter.

Tralee, 7:22 p.m.:

My favourite moments so far:

Seeing Jessica Alba putting on her lipgloss in plain view while queuing up on the red carpet. Dolly Parton, who's nominated for best original song, saying "I'm all dressed up with some place to go."

I'm 50-50 on Keira, who admitted she can't walk in the thing to some mike-holder. Should be interesting if she takes a trip to the stage. One fellow in my crowd weighed in: "She'd look good covered in spiders."

Not surprisingly, George Clooney looks like a complete Hollywood gent. Good night and good luck, indeed.

Tralee, 7:29 p.m.: Don't forget the pressing issue of whether Hilary Swank is wearing her wedding ring. Telephoto lenses are at the ready. I'm not kidding.

Tralee, 7:43 p.m.:

Did you spot the first man broach on Hustle & Flow's Terrance Howard?

In other gender-bending news, Felicity Huffman went for non-trangendered glam in a beyond plunging black Zac Posen gown you'd expect J.Lo to bust out. But it works. And as my resident fashion guru put it, she has about five seconds left to pull it off.

Leah, 7:46 p.m.: Must say, Tree, Huffman's ribcage with two empty wallets look did not go over well here in Little Italy. But I know you Queen west kids are still into the anemic goth look.

Tralee, 7:53 p.m.: Wow - I thought we were being mean down here on Queen Street. I see where this night is going. Another postive comment: Jake Gyllenhaal looks like a dude in his slim-leg 60s tux. I even forgive him his scruff.

So, tell me about your Oscar party. We're dishing up chili. It is the Superbowl of celebrity after all.

8:01, p.m.: The Oscars are under way.

Leah, 8:01 p.m.: Things up here are good. My friend Meredith just brought over a giant hunk of home-steamed smoked meat. Chardonnay is aflowing. Can you deal with the Bush nephew? Yikes. We're having heated debate over Crash -- was it a balanced race issue movie or a smug affirmation of liberal values. Party is dividing into two camps.

Tralee, 8:05 p.m.: More of the smugs over here. So, the lame Brokeback Mountain jokes have started. Billy Crystal and Chris Rock in a tee-pee. We should keep a running tally, eh?

Leah, 8:10 p.m.: And Jon Stewart's "Ladies, Gentleman, Felicity..." ugh.

8:10: Monologue still under way. Stewart greeting just about every nominated actor/director.

Liam, 8:11 p.m.: Hi everyone. A fairly feeble start. Hmmm. A "return to glamour" theme that opens with Jon Stewart getting a woodie joke. Still waiting for a zinger. Another lame gay joke about Capote. (2). I liked his Spielberg Jewish joke and the Cheney lines though.

Tralee, 8:12 p.m.: We just had our first Dick Cheney joke. But I didn't hear it because we were still laughing about Stewart's Jewish Speilberg trilogy joke...first good laugh of the show.

Tralee, 8:15 p.m.:Welcome Liam, this Western montage is pretty funny. Can you name those films, Liam?

Liam, 8:15 p.m.: The Western clip was inspired, though I think the correct description of the Western is "homosocial." The clips included Howard Hawk's Red River, with Montgomery Clift was used a couple of times. And Big Country with Gregory Peck and Charlton Heston. They've both been cited a few times in the last year as subliminally gay-themed classic Westerns.

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