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  1. lary waldman from Qualicum Beach, Canada writes: What inspiration, today will be the first day of my hunt for customers using the team approach. I operate a small Bakery and cafe and during the day dozens of people pass by with out even giving us a glance. Now with my team of four middle aged women we are going to hunt these customers using the lions technique. My middle aged women will draw the pray to the front of the Bakery, and I will leap out and secure my mouth are their throats. Then they will be giv'n two choices, come in and buy/eat or I will bite through their throat and render then tonights dinner. The move to eating raw meat and canabalism is a big step, but I read it in the Globe and Mail so it must be true.

    Lary Waldman
  2. Mac L from Spelling, Canada, Canada writes: So Lary - interesting technique. You say that your middle-aged women would draw the "pray to the front of the front of the Bakery"? I agree: if you were to draw everyone to pray at the front of your bakery (instead of the back) and then bite them in the throats, it might work quite well. But perhaps, given the current concern over the planet, you should also take into account the ecosystem. I think you used the meat to make say, Jamaican patties, French Canadian tortiere, or just plain American burger, less would go to waste. I imagine that real team of lions would use every scrap...just a thought.

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