Posted AT 7:39 AM EDT on 22/07/08
Watch out! Here comes the sun
Toronto's citizens will be relieved to learn that the city's elected leaders are determined to stamp out a grave threat to children's health and safety. Can you guess what it is? No, not pedophiles. Not lawn spray (they've already banned that) or Coke in school vending machines (on the way out). All of those can harm your child, but now officials are on to something much, much bigger.
The sun! That's right. Sunlight is bad. Too much of it can kill.
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