Posted AT 9:02 AM EST on 15/08/08
That shiny club won't unleash your inner Tiger
I've made some friends in certain segments of the golf industry over the years, but I expect I won't see some of them much after this column runs ... unless I happen to catch them in the act as they egg my house or let the air out of my tires.
That's because in the spirit of dogged investigative journalism and fearless truth-telling, I am here to say that golfers are a herd of suckers.
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