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Posted AT 10:00 PM EST on 21/08/08

Let him die already!

From Friday's Globe and Mail

Baldur is dead, again. His Willful Plated Hipguards of Haste were apparently not willful or plated enough to protect him from a horde of metallic monsters. The hero of the new game Too Human lies still in a vast hall until an angel-like Valkyrie floats down in a shaft of light to pick him up – her hands cradling his Honed Flexform Shoulderpads of the Cunning and his Silver Rumpguards of Savagery – and revive him for the 100th time.

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