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Oy!Chris Young/The Canadian Press

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Sorry about yesterday’s gallery. Many readers did not see the humour in calling Benedict Cumberbatch “ugly” and “hideous,” and interpreted it as a personal attack. It was a joke befitting the normal tone (and quality) of this satirical feature. Benedict Cumberbatch is, in fact and quite obviously, a hunky movie star beloved by millions and admired for the intensity of his performances on screen and on stage. He is in no way ugly.Mark Blinch/Reuters

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Brad Pitt, on the other hand.... *pinches nostrils between thumb and forefinger*Mark Blinch/Reuters

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And Michael Fassbender?!! Woof.Mark Blinch/Reuters

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Terrence Howard is glad we sorted this out without involving him at the premiere of Prisoners at the Toronto International Film Festival on Friday.Mark Blinch/Reuters

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The parents talk over the children at the premiere of The Last Robin Hood at the Toronto International Film Festival on Friday.Peter Bregg/Getty Images

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Nicole Kidman ponders the complexity of the Syrian question at the premiere of The Railway Man at the Toronto International Film Festival on Friday.Fred Thornhill/Reuters

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Colin Firth and his wife Livia Giuggioli continue to deliberately crush the dreams of single Colin Firth fans at the premiere of The Railway Man at the Toronto International Film Festival on Friday.Fred Thornhill/Reuters

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Kristen Wiig implores the gods of Hollywood to make sure this caption ends before a personal attack occurs at the premiere of Hateship Loveship at the Toronto International Film Festival on Friday.Mark Blinch/Reuters

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What is it that is not amusing Paul Giamatti at the premiere of the very serious and important movie 12 Years a Slave at the Toronto International Film Festival on Friday?Mark Blinch/Reuters

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Hugh Jackman, left, and Jake Gyllenhaal giggle like puerile caption writers at premiere of the unimportant action film Prisoners at the Toronto International Film Festival on Friday.Nathan Denette/The Canadian Press

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Zac Efron has never felt more safe at the premiere of Parkland at the Toronto International Film Festival on Friday.Fred Thornhill/Reuters

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Oh, yes – it’s good to be Brad Pitt.Mark Blinch/Reuters

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