Anne Tyler is a Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist who wrote The Accidental Tourist and Breathing Lessons. Her latest is Vinegar Girl.
This year marks the 400th anniversary of William Shakespeare's death. To honour his legacy, publishers around the world have launched the Hogarth Shakespeare Project, a series of Bard-inspired novels by today's best writers. Here, The Globe presents an excerpt from latest in the series, Vinegar Girl – a retelling of The Taming of the Shrew by Pulitzer Prize winner Anne Tyler.
"Kate makes my sandwich for me every single night before she goes to bed," Dr. Battista said. "She's very domestic."
Kate blinked.
"Peanut butter, though," Pyotr said.
"Well, yes."
"Yes," Pyotr said with a sigh. He sent her a look of regret. "But is certainly pretty enough."
"You should see her sister."
Kate said, "Oh! Father!"
"What?"
"This sister is where?" Pyotr asked.
"Well, Bunny is only 15. She's still in high school."
"Okay," Pyotr said. He returned his gaze to Kate.
Kate wheeled her stool back sharply and stood up.
"Don't forget your Tupperware," she told her father.
"What! You're leaving? Why so soon?"
But Kate just said, "Bye" – mostly addressing Pyotr, who was watching her with a measuring look – and she marched to the door and flung it open.
"Katherine, dearest, don't rush off!" Her father stood up. "Oh, dear, this isn't going well at all. It's just that she's so busy, Pyoder. I can never get her to sit down and take a little break. Did I tell you she runs our whole house? She's very domestic. Oh, I already said that. And she has a full-time job besides. Did I tell you she teaches preschool? She's wonderful with small children."
"Why are you talking this way?" Kate demanded, turning on him. "What's come over you? I hate small children; you know that."
There was another hooting sound from Pyotr. He was grinning up at her. "Why you hate small children?" he asked her.
"Well, they're not very bright, if you've noticed."
He hooted again. What with his hooting and the banana he held, he reminded her of a chimpanzee. She spun away and stalked out, letting the door slam shut, and climbed the stairs two at a time.
Behind her, she heard the door open again. Her father called, "Kate?" She heard his steps on the stairs, but she strode on toward the front of the building.
His steps softened as he arrived on the carpet. "I'll just see you out, why don't I?" he called after her.
See her out?
But she paused when she reached the front door. She turned to watch him approach.
"I've handled things badly," he said. He smoothed his scalp with one palm. His coveralls were one-size-fits-all and they ballooned in the middle, giving him the look of a Teletubby. "I didn't mean to make you angry," he said.
"I'm not angry; I'm …"
But she couldn't say the word "hurt." It might bring tears to her eyes. "I'm fed up," she said instead.
"I don't understand."
She could believe that, actually. Face it: He was clueless.
"And what were you trying to do back there?" she asked him, setting her fists on her hips. "Why were you acting so … peculiar with that assistant?"
"He's not 'that assistant;' he's Pyoder Cherbakov, whom I'm very lucky to have. Just look: He came in on a Sunday! He does that often. And he's been with me nearly three years, by the way, so I would think you would at least be familiar with his name."
"Three years? What happened to Ennis?"
"Good Lord! Ennis! Ennis was two assistants back."
"Oh," she said.
She didn't know why he was acting so irritable. It wasn't as if he ever talked about his assistants – or about anything, in fact.
"I seem to have a little trouble keeping them," he said. "It may be that, to outsiders, my project is not looking very promising."
This wasn't something he had admitted before, although from time to time Kate had wondered. It made her feel sorry for him, suddenly. She let her hands drop to her sides.
"I went to a great deal of effort to bring Pyoder to this country," he said. "I don't know if you realize. He was only 25 at the time, but everybody who's anybody in autoimmunity had heard of him. He's brilliant. He qualified for an O-1 visa, and that's not something you often see these days."
"Well, good, Father."
"An extraordinary-ability visa; that's what an O-1 is. It means that he possesses some extraordinary skill or knowledge that no one here in this country has, and that I am involved in some extraordinary research that justifies my needing him."
"Good for you."
"O-1 visas last three years."
She reached out to touch his forearm. "Of course you're anxious about your project," she said, in what she hoped was an encouraging tone. "But I bet things will be fine."
"You really think so?" he asked.
She nodded and gave his arm a couple of clumsy pats, which he must not have been expecting because he looked startled. "I'm sure of it," she told him. "Don't forget to bring your sandwich box home."
Excerpted from Vinegar Girl by Anne Tyler. Copyright © 2016 Anne Tyler. Published by Alfred A. Knopf Canada, a division of Penguin Random House Canada Ltd. Distributed in Canada by Penguin Random House Canada Ltd., Toronto. All rights reserved.