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Billy Crystal counts the number of times he's been funny since 1991 at the Vanity Fair Oscar party in West Hollywood on Sunday.

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Katie Holmes escorts her tiny, levitating husband into the Vanity Fair Oscar party in West Hollywood on Sunday.

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Before floating into the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise stopped to pose for a photograph together. Some say Cruise wears lifts in his shoes to make him taller. Let's zoom in and take a look.

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Yup. Just as we suspected.

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Jennifer Lopez points the way to the door at the Vanity Fair Oscar party in West Hollywood on Sunday.

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Miley Cyrus wore Roberto Cavalli to the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday.

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Victoria Beckham wears a silly expression at the Vanity Fair Oscar party in West Hollywood on Sunday.

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Cameron Diaz wore Home Depot to the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday.

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Mena Suvari wore Donald Duck to the annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party in West Hollywood on Sunday. Seriously, unless you are Björk, there is no reason to wear a feather dress to a public event. At least, we ourselves can't think of a reason.

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We just thought of a reason. Thank you, tennis player Maria Sharapova at the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday.

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Tennis player Serena Williams's gown packed a punch at the Vanity Fair Oscar party in West Hollywood on Sunday.

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Brian Grazer is a fan of women's tennis.

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Hi, I'm Jonah Hill and I'll be your unctuous maitre d' tonight.

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Don't feel bad, Kristen Wiig at the Ocars on Sunday. A lot of people make dorky faces in the presence of beautiful woman who are much taller than they are.

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See?

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Angelina Jolie wags her now infamous right leg on the Oscars red carpet in Hollywood on Sunday.

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Here it is again.

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And again.

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You know, the more we look at that thing, the more it makes us think of something. Some vague memory from the past. But what is it? What could it be?

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Oh right!

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Herc! Herc! Daedalus has stolen Zeus's Olympic torch!! Daedalus has stolen Zeus's Olympic torch!!

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Uggie the dog from "The Artist" had to spend the entire night fighting his natural humping instinct.

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Meryl Streep was less disciplined than Uggie.

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