Wait wait -- my turn! Either Nick Offerman is researching a role as a Russian, um, okay definitely Eastern European, funny-hat-wearing guy who's a soldier or cab driver, in a sort of duffle coat, I guess, with a green scarf. . . and there's, like this cheesy fake fur on the lapels, ha!, or HE HAS TO FIRE HIS STYLIST AT THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL ON SUNDAY!!! How'd I do?