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Kate Bosworth's head is way too big for her neck at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, on Sunday.

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"Her head was like THIS!" says shocked actor Aaron Paul at the Sundance Film Festival Sunday.

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"Let's see: I put on a shirt, a jacket, some shoes and my pantyhose. Nope, I'm not forgetting anything," says Lizzy Caplan at the Sundance Film Festival on Monday.

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URGENT! We interrupt this photo gallery to bring you the news that Tom Cruise was not – repeat, not – nominated this week for the Oscar for Best Pompous Walk. And now back to our regularly scheduled inanity.

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Chris Rock contributes generously to our regularly scheduled inanity at the Sundance Film Festival in Utah on Monday.

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"What am I, chopped liver?" asks a hurt Aaron Paul at the Sundance Film Festival the day before the photo in the last slide was taken.

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Either Michael Cera is researching a role as a pervy high-school religion teacher or he needs to fire his stylist at the Sundance Film Festival on Saturday.

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Either Arden Myrin is researching a role as a harmonica-playing candy wrapper or SHE needs to fire her stylist at the Sundance Film Festival on Monday.

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Wait wait -- my turn! Either Nick Offerman is researching a role as a Russian, um, okay definitely Eastern European, funny-hat-wearing guy who's a soldier or cab driver, in a sort of duffle coat, I guess, with a green scarf. . . and there's, like this cheesy fake fur on the lapels, ha!, or HE HAS TO FIRE HIS STYLIST AT THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL ON SUNDAY!!! How'd I do?

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URGENT! We again interrupt our regularly programmed gallery to bring you the news that Jim Carrey was not – repeat, not – nominated this week for the Oscar for the Best Actor in a Role Destined to Further Damage His Sliding Career for "Mr. Popper's Penguins." We now return to our regularly scheduled forgettable actors.

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Justin Long measures out the impact of his career at the Sundance Film Festival in Utah on Sunday.

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"My impact is THIS big!" says a needy Aaron Paul at the Sundance Film Festival on Sunday.

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Singer Taylor Swift attends the premiere of the documentary film "Ethel" at the Sundance Film Festival on Friday.

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Robert Redford wonders who he should fire for inviting Taylor Swift to the Sundance Film Festival on Friday.

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Actor Sean Penn, who called celebrity a "disease" and a "herd commitment" at the Sundance Film Festival, graciously submits to having his photo taken on the red carpet at the Sundance premiere of his latest movie, which he really hopes you'll go see, but not, of course, because he's the "star" but because you, too, detest celebrity and worship him for his anti-celebrity stance. He recently dated Scarlett Johansson and you didn't.

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"Jeez, that was a surprisingly complicated and bitter caption," thinks a worried but polite Chris Rock at the Sundance Film Festival on Monday.

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URGENT! We interrupt this gallery to bring you the news that Angelina Jolie was not nominated this week for any Oscars, invented or otherwise. Actually, that wasn't really that urgent, was it. Kind of pointless, really. Cruel, even, Sorry about that. Okay, back we go to our regularly scheduled pointlessness.

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Bruce Willis farts at the Sundance Film Festival on Saturday.

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True: Tracy Morgan collapsed at the Creative Coalition Spotlight Awards ceremony Sunday night at the Sundance Film Festival. Coincidence? Tracy Morgan had a bad case of the munchies before the Creative Coalition Spotlight Awards ceremony Sunday night at the Sundance Festival.

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Remember this, people, as the day this writer could find no words to describe the sweater Liv Tyler wore to the Sundance Film Festival on Saturday.

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"Come on! You can do it! You're Caption Writing Person!" pleads an encouraging Aaron Paul at the Sundance Film Festival on whatever day we said it was last time.

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Okay, here goes. Either Liv Tyler has given up on life or she needs to hire a new stylist at the Sundance Film Festival on Saturday.

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"She can't have mine," an ungenerous Madonna says at a screening of "W.E." in New York on Monday.

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