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Busy week. Let's get with it: Helen Mirren, back from Germany, rediscovers her hot self at the premiere of The Debt in London last week.

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Jessica Chastain does the red-carpet clavicle-flap at the same event.

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Demi Moore nonchalantly shows off her impressive left bicep at the screening of the film "Five" in New York City on Monday.

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At the same event and not to be outdone, Jennifer Aniston casually fires both of her guns at once.

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Russell Brand (left) photo-bombs the president of Mexico, Felipe Calderon, at an event in Los Angeles last week.

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Cindy Crawford does her best to see the humour in it as Russell Brand explains to her how freakin' hilarious it was when he photo-bombed the president of Mexico, Felipe Calderon.

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Actress Frances O'Connor and actor Willem Dafoe had a crazy good time at the Australian premiere of "The Hunter" in Sydney on Monday.

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Taylor Lautner, with co-star Lily Collins, gamely arrives at the European premiere of "Abduction" in London on Monday. On his right shoulder can be seen the tears of the film's investors.

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"Those aren't tears -- it's rain!" says Lautner. "And just wait and see how much money my film makes when it's quietly released on DVD next week!"

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The ubiquitous swimsuit model Bar Rafaeli dances the night away white-person-style at the amfAR MILANO 2011 after-party in Milan, Italy, last week.

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Lindsay Lohan attends amfAR MILANO 2011 in Milan, Italy, wearing jewelry she definitely bought and paid for, okay?

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Canadian fashion designers Dean and Dan Caten attempt to create the world's least appetizing sandwich at amfAR MILANO 2011.

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The always camera-shy Lindsay Lohan attends the Philipp Plein Urban Jungle Spring/Summer 2012 fashion show in Milan on Saturday.

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Earlier at the same event, Lohan cleverly hid behind her purse -- AND NO ONE KNEW SHE WAS THERE!

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Canada's own cherub-cheeked Rufus Wainwright attends amfAR MILANO 2011 last week.

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And now, three classic come-hither looks: Paris Hilton outside a nightclub in Mumbai, India, last week;

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Actress Angie Featherstone at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles, Calif., last week; and

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And Olympic skater Johnny Weir at the Orpheum Theatre last week. Please take the time to realize that he is basically wearing nothing more than pantyhose under a white shirt.

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Speaking of coming hither, Liv Tyler attends the world premiere of "Ocean's Kingdom" in New York City last week.

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Sinewy actress Sarah Jessica Parker attends the 2011 New York City Ballet Fall Gala last week. We said "sinewy" because "gristly" doesn't have the same polite ring.

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Love birds Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell attend the 2011 New York City Ballet Fall Gala. We'd make jokes using the song title "Baby You're a Rich Man" but we find it impossible to be cynical about Paul McCartney.

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Antonio Banderas channels Devo covering George Michael at the "Puss in Boots" premiere at the San Sebastian International Film Festival in Spain last week.

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"Really? Devo covering George Michael? Damn. I was going for ironic George Clooney. Oh well, maybe it's the same thing."

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Organizers at the San Sebastian Film Festival honoured Geraldine Chaplin by unveiling a life-sized Gumby Doll version of the actress.

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Eva Longoria (left) and Demi Moore pose together at Variety's 3rd Annual Power of Women Luncheon in Beverly Hills, Calif., last week. That's about 160 pounds of raw Hollywood woman power right there in that picture.

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Zoe Saldana at the premiere of "Machine Gun Preacher" in Beverly Hills, Calif., last week.

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Michelle Monaghan at the premiere of "Machine Gun Preacher" in Beverly Hills last week.

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Priscilla Presley attends the premiere of "IRIS: A Journey Through the World of Cinema" in Hollywood last week dressed as Joseph Gordon-Levitt's lapel pin.

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Actress AnnaLynne McCord attends the "IRIS" premiere in Hollywood wearing three disparate items of clothing. It's like she loaded all of her clothes into a wind tunnel, went to the other end, yelled "Fire" and then wore the first three things that got stuck to her face.

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"Wind tunnel this, Caption Writing Person."

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