Of all the thousands of reviews on The Four Word Film Review site, do you know what the number-one all-time is? It's this review of Kramer vs. Kramer: "I bet Kramer wins." Hey-oh! Number-two isn't bad, either. It's this review of Titanic: "Icy dead people." Good one.
The best reviews from the site have been divided into genres and compiled in the book Four Word Film Reviews:
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
"Vader downs a Guinness."
Sex and the City: The Movie
"Carrie marries? Big deal!"
Field of Dreams
"Everybody loves Ray's mound."
Rocky
"City of Brotherly Gloves."
The Passion of the Christ
"Gory, gory, hallelujah."
Goodwill Hunting
"Math Damon."
Jerry Maguire
"Jerry's Cuba dismissal crisis."
The Hurt Locker
"Comrades in disarms."
Dave McGinn