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David Letterman hosts his final broadcast of the Late Show. After 33 years in late night television, 6,028 broadcasts, nearly 20,000 total guest appearances, 16 Emmy Awards and more than 4,600 career Top Ten Lists, David Letterman says goodbye to late night television audiences.

John Paul Filo

The Top 10 list on David Letterman's final show before retirement on Wednesday, delivered by celebrities. The category was "Things I've Always Wanted to Say to Dave."

10. Alec Baldwin: "Of all the talk shows, yours was the most geographically convenient to my home."

9. Barbara Walters: "Did you know you wear the same cologne as Moammar Gadhafi?"

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8. Steve Martin: "Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and a mistake."

7. Jerry Seinfeld: "I have no idea what I'll do when you go off the air. You know, I just thought of something. I'll be fine."

6. Jim Carrey: "Honestly, Dave, I've always found you to be a bit of an over-actor."

5. Chris Rock: "I'm just glad your show is being given to a white guy."

4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale."

3. Peyton Manning: "You are to comedy what I am to ... comedy."

2. Tina Fey: "Thanks for finally proving men can be funny."

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1. Bill Murray: "Dave, I'll never have the money I owe you."

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