Celebrity Photos of the Week: Miley Cyrus's problems are our problems
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Caution: White Person Dancing.Carlo Allegri/Reuters
I said CAUTION! At least we don’t have to see Miley Cyrus’s White Person Having Sex face.Carlo Allegri/Reuters
Oh yes we do!Lucas Jackson/Reuters
Ashton Kutcher says hi to the people who make the iPhone during a promotional tour for the movie Jobs in Beijing last week.Stringer/Reuters
Ethan Hawke passes on a little information about middle-aged men that Selena Gomez may not be aware of at the premiere of the film Getaway in Los Angeles.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
“It was so gross,” Selena Gomez tells Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday. “He just kept bringing up his Viagra prescription.”Lucas Jackson/Reuters
Taylor Swift, seen here on the red carpet at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday, is always so poised and together.Andrew Kelly/Reuters
Until she sees an ex-boyfriend.
Sweet Jesus Mary and Joseph what has Madonna been eating?!! Golden Pie?!Remo Casilli/Reuters
Katy Perry’s teeth say “ROAR” but her face says “FART” at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press
Someone’s horny.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press
Lady Gaga attended the VMAs as a nun....Lucas Jackson/Reuters
Then as a clown....Lucas Jackson/Reuters
Then as herself....Scott Gries/The Associated Press
Then as Richard Simmons...Andrew Kelly/Reuters
And then as a clown again.Lucas Jackson/Reuters
Jimmy Fallon reaches to push the pause button on Joseph Gordon Levitt at the VMAs in New York on Saturday.Carlo Allegri/Reuters
Pauszzzzzzzz... Why are the women 100 times more interesting and brave than the men at these events?Carlo Allegri/Reuters
I mean, really. Adam Lambert?Andrew Kelly/Reuters
Drake sort of makes a face and pushes the bounds of male courage at the VMAs in New York on Saturday.Lucas Jackson/Reuters
Oh, Justin. That is so daring and hilarious.Carlo Allegri/Reuters
Men. They just throw on a bad suit and stand there.Lucas Jackson/Reuters
Moving on, Canadian dope fiend Justin Trudeau spaces out and starts giggling while meeting voters in Quebec City last week.Francis Vachon/The Canadian Press
Justin Trudeau thinks it’s great to be alive.Francis Vachon/The Canadian Press
So does Rob Ford.Mark Blinch/Reuters
The tragic collision between the son of Alan Thicke and the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus can only make us all hope that this kind of horrible incident will end with the current generation of celebrities.Eric Thayer/Reuters
Oh bugger.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters