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Celebrity Photos of the Week: Monkey on your back?

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Cate Blanchett, attending the Elle Women in Hollywood dinner in Beverly Hills on Monday, wears a dress that features: blue lozenges; metallic holes; a ladder; and, inevitably at this point, a long-haired dude in a hardhat wielding a butterfly net.

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Sarah Jessica Parker arrives at the Elle Women in Hollywood dinner in Beverly Hills on Monday. The event honoured women who’ve had a profound impact on the film industry, but Parker was invited anyway.

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Oh snap!

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Dive in to the crazy waters of Lake Bell at the Elle Women in Hollywood dinner in Beverly Hills on Monday.

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What goes well with Emma Stone in chiffon pink?

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Julianne Hough in custard yellow, of course.

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What goes well with Lea Michele in the kind of outfit an aging, retired Wonder Woman would wear to the door of her Florida condo to boozily greet the milkman at 10 in the morning? It’s a rhetorical question.

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Ingenues in Discomforting Outfits Week continues with Chloe Sevigny at a screening of "American Horror Story: Asylum" in Los Angeles last week. Anne of Green Gables and Mariah Carey circa 1992 were never meant to meet in the same dress.

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Meanwhile in geezer pop, the Rolling Stones announced they will perform four concerts this fall. Ticket prices start at $150 and go as high as $750, reconfirming the group’s status as the elitest rock ’n’ roll band in the world.

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Look! It’s Lindsay Lohan at the Mr. Pink Ginseng Drink launch party in Beverly Hills last week.

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Look! It’s Courtney Love at the Elton John AIDS Foundation charity event in New York on Monday.

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Look! It’s a well-accessorized creature with a monkey on its back!

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A mysterious dark finger tampers with Jennifer Lopez’s microphone during a concert in Berlin on Saturday.

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Later the finger went too far and was thrown out of the concert.

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Multimillionaire Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney is astonished to see a bed that hasn’t been turned down by a maid or had an expensive chocolate placed on the pillow while stumping in Ohio last week.

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U.S. President Barack Obama prepares for life after the U.S. elections while campaigning in Virginia last week.

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Madonna brings this week’s gallery to a fitting end while performing in Los Angeles last week.

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