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Hey, Joel Edgerton at the premiere of The Great Gatsby in Sydney, Australia, last week: That’s not where Alexis Blake’s eyes are. What are you – some kind of perverted European film director?Rick Rycroft/The Associated Press

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Roman Polanski and his wife Emmanuelle Seigner pose on the red carpet the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France, last week.Regis Duvignau/Reuters

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U.S. actress Barbara Eden reprises her starring role in the 1960s TV hit I Dream of Jeannie at an AIDS charity ball in Vienna last week. Watch as she conjures up the perfect husband!Leonhard Foeger/Reuters

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Whoops.Leonhard Foeger/Reuters

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WHOOPS!Lucy Nicholson/Reuters

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Did Ron Howard ever make a film called Rush, because if not he may be about to make a movie called By-Tor and the Snow Dog. #complicatedrushjokeStefano Rellandini/Reuters

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Ron Wood (left) was surprised as anyone to see Keith Richards still playing with the Rolling Stones at a concert in Toronto on Saturday. #obviousstonesjokeFred Thornhill/Reuters

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Why is Cameron Diaz smiling at the Monaco F1 Grand Prix on Sunday and where can I get a brass-knuckle iPhone holder like the one she has?Stefano Rellandini/Reuters

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Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha enjoy their holiday on the Spanish island of Ibiza on Sunday while nothing – absolutely nothing – of consequence goes on back home in the streets of London.Stefan Rousseau/Reuters

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Rihanna, seen here in Bilbao, Spain, on Sunday, delivers Britons’ warmest greetings to their holidaying prime minister.Vincent West/Reuters

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Tilda Swinton‘s hair poses for photographers at the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France, last week.Francois Mori/The Associated Press

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The nice thing about the Cannes Film Festival is that there are no pretentious people there.Eric Gaillard/Reuters

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The funny thing about the boy posing here with Paris Hilton at the Cannes Film Festival last week is that he thinks she likes him for his mind.Jean-Paul Pelissier/Reuters

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Toronto wasn’t the only town having a crack scandal last week.Regis Duvignau/Reuters

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Actress Asia Argento feels the same way about that last joke that you probably do at the Cannes Film Festival last week.Joel Ryan/The Associated Press

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The model carrying this purse at the Cannes Film Festival last week thinks the designer’s decision to juxtapose those two words is fabulous, but she doesn’t get why the whole thing looks a little like a book.Eric Gaillard/Reuters

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Robert Redford, seen here at the Cannes Film Festival last week, is one of those lucky 76-year-old men whose hair never goes grey, right?Jean-Paul Pelissier/Reuters

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Uma Thurman gets me.Regis Duvignau/Reuters

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