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Celebrity Photos of the Week: The 'Hoff tells the time, and other Cannes weirdness

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Anthony Hopkins tries to dislodge from between his teeth a tiny bit of the hipster he killed and ate and stole the glasses from at the season finale of American Idol in Los Angeles last week.

Jonathan Alcorn/Reuters

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BOUFFANT: Zachary Quinto piled his hair onto the top of his head for the premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness in Hollywood last week.

Fred Prouser/Reuters

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BOUFFANTER: Marion Cotillard piled her hair onto the top of her head for the screening of Blood Ties at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday.

Yves Herman/Reuters

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BOUFFANTEST: Someone named Elena Lenina piled three cats and a baby on top of her head for the screening of Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy of a Plains Indian) at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday.

Eric Gaillard/Reuters

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Bradley Cooper, Ken Jeong and Ed Helms smile as they savour the sweet taste of their swallowed artistic pride at the premiere of The Hangover: Part III in Los Angeles last week.

Matt Sayles/AP

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Meanwhile at the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas on Sunday, Miley Cyrus hopped on the unstoppable “crocheted harlequin jumpsuit” fashion bandwagon.

Steve Marcus/Reuters

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Justin Bieber went with the Robin Hood merry band of leathermen look.

Chris Pizzello/AP

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Later they disinfected him.

Steve Marcus/Reuters

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It you’re saying to yourself, "What could be worse than seeing Prince in an aquamarine turtlenecked pantsuit at the Billboard Music Awards on Sunday,” it’s because you haven’t seen the next photo yet.

Steve Marcus/Reuters

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Yup. That just happened.

Steve Marcus/Reuters

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Taylor Swift took home seven trophies at the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas on Sunday, and promptly dropped each one of them!

John Shearer/AP

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Meanwhile at the Cannes Film Festival on Sunday, Keanu Reeves stares at his fingers.

Jean-Paul Pelissier/Reuters

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James Franco tries to get Keanu Reeve’s attention at the Cannes Film Festival last week.

Lionel Cironneau/AP

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An unidentified guest does her best to get noticed by a famous director at the Cannes Film Festival last week.

Regis Duvignau/Reuters

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Famous director Steven Spielberg uses his built-in hand camera to zoom in on something he noticed at the Cannes Film Festival last week.

Jean-Paul Pelissier/Reuters

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Pudsey, star of Pudsey: the Movie, gives passersby a taste of the full-frontal nudity and uninhibited sexuality so characteristic of pet-based movies at the Cannes Film Festival.

Eric Gaillard/Reuters

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Benicio Del Toro‘s new health regime was clearly paying dividends at the Cannes Film Festival last week.

Yves Herman/Reuters

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Matt Damon (right) is about two seconds from being fed on by a necrotic vampire at the photo call for the film Behind the Candelabra at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday.

Eric Gaillard/Reuters

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The Jennifer Lawrence Awards-Show-Dress Fail is now officially a look, according to actress Paz Vega at the Cannes Film Festival last week.

Yves Herman/Reuters

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CUTE MARRIED COUPLE NO. 1: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban make out on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival last week.

Yves Herman/Reuters

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CUTE MARRIED COUPLE NO. 2: Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas make out at a photo call at the Cannes Film Festival last week.

Francois Mori/AP

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CUTE MARRIED COUPLE NO. 3: Justin Timberlake shuts up and gets in the car at the Cannes Film Festival last week.

Jean-Paul Pelissier/Reuters

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David Hasselhoff checked the time on his fingers and then tried to make a peace sign with his watch at the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France, last week.

Lionel Cironneau/AP

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Nothing says “healthy” like a great smile.

Lionel Cironneau/AP

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