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What? Me worry? Elfin ex-Disney star Zac Efron was on top of the world at the L.A. premiere of his new film Neighbors. Here we see “Happy Zac.”Dan Steinberg/The Associated Press
Here we see “Pensive Zac.”Dan Steinberg/The Associated Press
Here we have “My Publicist Forgot To Tell Me Which Direction To Look Zac.”Todd Williamson/The Associated Press
And here we have … oops, sorry, that’s Dave Franco, brother of James Franco, who is apparently also in Neighbors. At least he paid attention to the grey suit memo.Dan Steinberg/The Associated Press
So did Canada’s own Seth Rogen, who also wore his best grey bib and tucker, which miraculously matched his new orthopaedic footwear. Who knew the Green Hornet had fallen arches?Dan Steinberg/The Associated Press
You have to admit, Rogen hasn't had a co-star this dynamic since Knocked Up (although Zac is a tad prettier than Katherine Heigl).Todd Williamson/The Associated Press
Elsewhere in Hollywood, former Breaking Bad star Giancarlo Esposito wowed the crowd at the unveiling of his Walk of Fame star by levitating several feet off the ground. Go, Gustavo!Bob Freeman/The Associated Press
Now let’s jump to New York, where comic actor Jonathan Kite mugged it up at the birthday party for the Internet sensation known as Grumpy Cat. Get him, Grumpy!Brian Ach
Elsewhere in New York, James Caan attended the Annual Chaplin Award Gala in New York with his on-again, off-again spouse Linda Stokes.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press
Not to be outdone, Michael Douglas showed up at the Chaplin gala with his own trophy wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Okay, we get it. You two are back together. Stop clogging up the red carpets already.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press
And Billy Crystal showed up to the Chaplin gala all by himself because, well, because he’s Billy Crystal.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press
In other Big Apple news, the Time 100 gala attracted a dazzling array of big-name stars, including 84-year-old TV veteran Barbara Walters.Lucas Jackson/Reuters
Also at the Time gala was conservative columnist and GOP provocateur Ann Coulter.LUCAS JACKSON/Reuters
Here we have that rakish bon vivant Ronan Farrow, son of actress Mia Farrow and Woody Allen. How on earth did those rumours that he’s really the biological son of Frank Sinatra ever get started?LUCAS JACKSON/Reuters
Also at the Time 100 event were Snapchat co-founders Evan Spiegel and Bobby Murphy, who wisely reined in their collective glee at becoming fantastically wealthy for developing an app that most kids use to send innappropriate videos to each other. Watch out for karma, lads.LUCAS JACKSON/Reuters
And wasn’t everyone at the Time gala buzzing about the Grease-Meets-Gravity outfit worn by Martha Stewart. Seriously, is this any way for a 72-year-old domestic diva to dress? Maybe the photo was just taken from a bad angle?LUCAS JACKSON/Reuters
Nope, I guess not.Evan Agostini
And just to close things off on a high note, here we see Pharrell Williams and one of his now-trademark giant hats at the Time event, but what the heck is that on his chin?Evan Agostini
Aw, it’s a band-aid with teeny-tiny Mickey Mouses on it. Even when Mr. Happy nicks himself shaving, he knows the importance of corporate signage.LUCAS JACKSON/Reuters