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Andrew Dice Clay does us all a favour and tries to rip his own head off at the premiere of Blue Jasmine in Beverly Hills, Calif., last week.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Dear Kaley Cuoco: Cutting limb holes in two of your great aunt’s throw-pillow covers does not make them into wearable clothing items at the premiere of Blue Jasmine in Beverly Hills, Calif., last week.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Darth Vaderhosen goes over to the yellow side at a Star Wars convention in Germany last week.Wolfgang Rattay/Reuters
Bryan Adams performs his new hit “A Census Taker Once Tried to Test Me” in Spain last week.Jon Nazca/Reuters
Selena Gomez performs her hit “Moves Like Jame Gumb” in New York last week.Brendan McDermid/Reuters
Grizzled pop veteran Britney Spears (left) greets promising newcomer Katy Perry at the premiere of The Smurfs 2 in Los Angeles on Saturday.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Katy Perry may have a stalker problem at the premiere of The Smurfs 2 in Los Angeles on Saturday.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Woah. This is serious.Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Mark Wahlberg basks in the sweet, sweet glow of being Mark Wahlberg at the premiere of 2 Guns in New York on Monday.Carlo Allegri/Reuters
Later he was mugged.Carlo Allegri/Reuters
And now, actual questions from actual critics at the Television Critics Association Summer press tour in Beverly Hills on Monday. “Tell us, Beau Bridges, how much do you love having a brother and a father who are way more famous, better-looking and successful than you?”Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
“Sir, what is it like being married to Janet Gretzky?”Phil McCarten/Reuters
“One question, Sarah Michelle Gellar – Ringers: Best show ever?”Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
“And what else have you done to make yourself more attractive to the ladies, Thomas Lennon?”Phil McCarten/Reuters
“Amanda Setton, of your allotted 15 minutes of fame, how many currently remain?”Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
“A question for all of you: Which one of you would you say has over-used the same schtick for far too long?”Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
“Rob Lowe, can you please move the parts of your face that have not been paralyzed by Botox?”Fred Prouser/Reuters
“Same question for you, Claire Danes.”Mario Anzuoni/Reuters