The "It's 2002 and I'm the Strokes" edition
Actress Amber Heard arrives at the 18th Annual Elle Women in Hollywood celebration in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Monday.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
Actress Robin Wright arrives at the 18th Annual Elle Women in Hollywood celebration in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Monday.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
Actress Jennifer Aniston arrives at the 18th Annual Elle Women in Hollywood celebration in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Monday.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
"Um, isn't this supposed to be a hilarious feature written by a rogue editor? Hello? That's what I heard on Twitter...," says a perplexed Seth Rogen attending the premiere of "50/50" in London last week.Stuart Wilson/Getty Images
Actress Elizabeth Olsen arrives at the 18th Annual Elle Women in Hollywood celebration in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Monday.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
Actress Michelle Pfeiffer arrives at the 18th Annual Elle Women in Hollywood celebration in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Monday.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
"Oh come on!" says French actor Jean Dujardin at the premiere of "The Artist" in Occupied New York last week. "Couldn't you have at least said 'Michelle Pfeiffer looks pfit' or something?"Jason Kempin/Getty Images
"Hey look Caption Writing Person -- I'm hugging Reese Witherspoon at the Elle event in Hollywood on Monday. Make a joke about sandwiches and empty calories!"Getty Images
"Mmmm.... Sandwiches and empty calories. That's amusing," Johnny Depp says at the premiere of "The Rum Diary" in Los Angeles last week.Jason Merritt/Getty Images
"Say something funny NOW!" demands John Turturro at the screening of "Passione" in Occupied New York on Monday.Cindy Ord/Getty Images
Stephen Baldwin, seen here with actress Julianne Hough at the after-party for the screening of "Footloose" in Occupied New York last week, makes a joke about John Turturro.Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images
Hmph.Cindy Ord/Getty Images
"Heh," says actor Beau Bridges at a screening of "The Descendants" in Occupied New York on Sunday.Joe Corrigan/Getty Images
"Come to daddy," says actor Giovanni Ribisi at "The Rum Diary" premiere in Los Angeles last week.Kevin Winter/Getty Images
Actress Katherine Heigl arrives at the 18th Annual Elle Women in Hollywood celebration in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Monday. The dinner celebrated women’s achievements in film, but Heigl was invited anyway.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
Actress Nicole Richie at the Elle Women in Hollywood celebration in Beverly Hills on Monday. Because when you're marking women's achievements in film, who better to invite than Nicole Richie.Matt Sayles/The Associated Press
Paris Hilton was unable to attend the Elle celebration of women's achievements in film because she was in Ukraine modelling this hideous canary-yellow outfit.Efrem Lukatsky/The Associated Press
Stacy Keibler and her power elf George Clooney step out together at the screening of the film "The Descendants" in Occupied New York on Sunday.Evan Agostini/The Associated Press
Pee-wee Herman, a.k.a. Paul Reubens, keeps his hands where everyone can see them at the Scream 2011 awards in Universal City, Calif., on Saturday.Christopher Polk/Getty Images
The thing about masks is they can slip out of place and make it hard to see. The guy on the left is having problems too.Christopher Polk/Getty Images
Salma Hayek gets a faceful of cat breath at a screening of "Puss in Boots" in Chicago on Monday.Timothy Hiatt/Getty Images
Antonio Banderas plays with his assigned kitten at the "Puss in Boots" screening in Chicago.Timothy Hiatt/Getty Images
"Now THAT'S what I'm talking about," Antonio Banderas in no way says while attending the "Puss in Boots" screening with Salma Hayek in Chicago.Timothy Hiatt/Getty Images
Egyptian actress Poussy Chalabi attends the opening ceremony of the Abu Dhabi Film Festival in Abu Dhabi last week.Reuters
It's a male come-hither showdown! Up first, Antonio Banderas at a screening of "The Skin I Live In" in Occupied New York last week. Good work with the eyes, nice head tilt and an effective use of chest hair. 10 points out of 10!Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images
Up second: Actor Jason Momoa, also at "The Skin I Live In" screening. Saucy eyes, good head positioning, nice touch with the "Clockwork Orange" bowler. Excellent work -- 9 points.Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images
Our final contestant: Oh and Stephen Baldwin has blown it!! He's out of the race. Unfocused eyes, over-greased hair and classic misuse of a mouth. Zero points.Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images
Way to blow it, Stevie.Christopher Polk/Getty Images