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The Braidwood report into the taser death

of Robert Dziekanski has concluded that

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police need the weapons. - News report

We'll keep the taser as a threat,

And make you crazies place a bet

That when you choose to disobey,

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We still might take your life away.

So Justice Braidwood scattered blame?

As judgments go, it's pretty tame,

Your classic solemn reprimand

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That leaves a killer gun unbanned,

And tells us we should use more charm

Before we choose to do you harm.

A bolder man would draw the line,

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And call Dziekanski's death a sign

That tasers made us lose control

Before we killed the anxious Pole.

But since we get to keep our gun,

We'll now agree what's done is done,

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Adjust our training, make amends,

And talk of gentler means and ends

That make the judge's words seem wise,

At least until the next one dies.