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Hi. I’m Halle Berry on the red carpet for “Cloud Atlas” in Toronto on Saturday. You remember me, right? Used to be a big star? Made movies? Oscar winner?

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William H. Macy is all “Who the hell was that?” at the TIFF press conference for the film "The Sessions" in Toronto on Sunday.

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A puzzled Viggo Mortensen draws a blank at the TIFF gala presentation of the film "Everybody Has a Plan" in Toronto on Saturday.

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A terrified Johnny Depp knows he should know who Halle Berry is but for the life of him can’t remember on the TIFF red carpet for "West of Memphis" in Toronto Saturday.

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NYHA NYHA NYHA NYHA NYHA NYHA!

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Thanks for that, Fran Drescher. Meanwhile, Tim Robbins thinks he looks hot on the TIFF red carpet for the movie "Thanks For Sharing" in Toronto on Saturday, when in fact he looks like the Friendly Giant.

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“Hey, Friendly, nice hair. Where’s Jerome?” Susan Sarandon definitely isn’t shouting to her ex-boyfriend from the red carpet for “Cloud Atlas” in Toronto in Saturday.

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NYHAGH NYHAGH NYHAGH NYHAGH NYHAGH NYHAGH! (Trying to add more nasal tones. The “gh“ is silent.)

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Hi. Anything yet?

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Johnny Depp casually invites you to check out his amazing guns at the press conference for the documentary "West of Memphis" in Toronto on Saturday.

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What could possibly be so horrible that it would cause a wincing John Goodman to squeeze his eyes shut during a press conference for the movie "Argo" in Toronto on Saturday?

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Oh. Oh dear. Yes, tie-dye can do that. Jennifer Lawrence sports 1973 Vermont country-fair chic on the “Silver Linings Playbook" red carpet in Toronto on Saturday.

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Hang on a sec: Johnny Depp just needs to casually push his hair back and then hold his magnificent arm in that position for a few lingering and very impressive seconds. Don’t go to the next photo just yet. Wait... Wait... Wait... And... okay go.

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Hi again. Still nothing?

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Hey, Selena Gomez – how about NO, we DO NOT kiss Jaxon Bieber, Justin Bieber's little brother, on the mouth on the red carpet for "Hotel Transylvania" in Toronto on Saturday.

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This is not John Goodman’s day.

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Johnny Depp casually slips his magnificent gun into an extra special lingering goodbye wave pose.

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EHGHE EHGHE EHGHE EHGHE EHGHE EHGHE!

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