Hey, Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger at the Abu Dhabi F1 Grand Prix after-race concert on Saturday: 1993 called and it wants its wardrobe back. Also its sound. And 1976 wants its guitar. 2003 says you can keep the hair, but 2012 says it would like it if you went straight to 2055 and retired.Reuters
Second worst election sign ever.Reuters
Worst election sign ever.Reuters
Mitt Romney campaigns for “JOBS” in Wisconsin last week. But let’s zoom in and see what he really stands for.Reuters
That’s more like it.Reuters
I shouldn’t do this. It’s not fair to edit a politician’s message in order to deliberately distort what he’s really saying.Reuters
I really feel bad about this! Politicians and their advisers might catch on to this “negative advertising,” for lack of a better term, and start doing it to each other, and that would debase democracy and harm the American conversation.Reuters
A goat named Izak takes part in the American conversation in New Hampshire last week.Reuters
Pop singer Katy Perry takes part in the American conversation in Milwaukee last week.Scott Bauer
Bill Clinton has a conversation with himself about making American babies in New Hampshire last week.AP
Actress Kristen Stewart unexpectedly fails to smile on the red carpet at a Hollywood screening of her movie "On The Road" in Los Angeles last week.Reuters
Later on, she smiled, but that just made her clench her fists and want to punch someone. I’m starting to like her.Reuters
Britney Spears smiles AND chews gum at a party for the television series "The X Factor" in Los Angeles on Monday.Reuters
Meanwhile back on the election trail in Des Moines, Iowa, on Monday, Barack Obama gets to hug Bruce Springsteen...Reuters
Then First Lady Michelle Obama gets to hug Bruce Springsteen...Reuters
And then Joe Biden gets to deliver pizza. Delicious pizza!Reuters
Looks like this is the only bomb Mitt Romney will ever get to launch, people. Congratulations, America.Reuters
I'm Barack Obama and I approved of that joke.Reuters