StephenFromCanada: The G20 is moving to Toronto. Muskoka is both small and highly flammable. See you at the Metro Convention Centre.
KingAbdullah @Stephen_From_Canada: Seriously Steve?
StevenFromCanada @King_Abdullah: It's Stephen.
StevenFromCanada @King_Abdullah: Seriously.
ManmohanSingh-of-India: The Convention Centre is a most terrible venue. Was there for the G7 in 1988. This is unfortunate news.
DmitryTheOligarch @Stephen_From_Canada: Oops. I just remembered I have to throw an investigative journalist in jail that weekend. Sorry.
Sarko @Stephen_From_Canada: Is it too late to get ze deposit back for ze jet-ski rental on Lake Rosseau?
StephenFromCanada: We're still in Muskoka for the G8. Everyone relax. The place gets boring after two days anyway.
AussieBoyRudd @Stephen_From_Canada: Is Muskoka a Canadian version of the Jersey Shore?
StephenFromCanada @AussieBoyRudd: You're thinking of Wasaga Beach. We can stop in on the way down to check out some muscle cars if you like. I'll get Rideau Hall on it.
GordonBrown: If you look on Google Street View at the Metro Convention Centre, you can see a shiny silver truck parked out front. MI5 tells me they probably sell chips.
Sarko @GordonBrown: If you bring zem ze Mars bar, zey will probably deep-fry it for you.
SilviotheItalianStallion: Ah, va bene. I seem to recall an East Side Mario's across the street. The Tuscan turkey club, soup and salad will be just like Mama used to make.
El-Presidente-FelipeCalderon: I vote for Shoeless Joe's. You can order Mucho Nachos and Chicken Quesadillas, and we're not even off the appetizer menu yet.
El-Presidente-FelipeCalderon @Silvio_the_Italian_Stallion: They have Feta Bruschetta! Didn't we have that in Venice?
Hu-Jintao @El-Presidente-Felipe_Calderon: What about Chinese food?
KingAbdullah @Hu-Jintao: Hu said that?
AngelaMerkelFromGermany: LOL!
El-Presidente-FelipeCalderon @Hu-Jintao: Shanghai salad. Sesame chicken, lettuce, noodles, grilled pineapple and a spicy ginger dressing.
Susilo_Bambang_Yudhoyono @El-Presidente-Felipe_Calderon: Hey, there's Thai peanut sauce in that salad. Thailand isn't in the G20. That salad could start a trade war.
AngelaMerkelFromGermany: LOL!
Hu-Jintao: Who is this Shoeless Joe and how did he learn to cook so many foreign cuisines?
The_Chosen_One @Hu-Jintao: Shoeless Joe Jackson is a legendary American baseball player. Unfairly implicated in a betting scandal and kicked out of the league. Played in Chicago, my hometown.
AussieBoyRudd @The_Chosen_One: Then what's he bloody well doing in Canada?
Hu-Jintao @The_Chosen_One: Couldn't they call it Shoeless Norman Bethune's?
The_Chosen_One: Is it okay to smoke in hotel rooms in Canada?
AussieBoyRudd @The_Chosen_One: It's the only way to bloody well stay warm.
AngelaMerkelFromGermany: LOL!
SilviotheItalianStallion: The Italian delegation is proud to announce it will be hosting a late-night cocktail party at For Your Eyes Only.
SilviotheItalianStallion: VIP section. I've rented the entire thing.
SilviotheItalianStallion: Don't tell anyone, especially people in the media. (Apart from RAI, which I own.) It could be bad for my image.
SilviotheItalianStallion: !!!Girls!!!!Girls!!!!Girls!!!!
SilviotheItalianStallion: Where did everybody go?